THE MARKETPLACE FOR BUYING & SELLING BUSINESSES
Volume I · 2026 Edition · All 50 States

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Verified listings. Real financials. Direct from owners.

Skip the brokers. Browse established businesses for sale — laundromats, HVAC companies, restaurants, e-commerce stores. See real P&Ls. Connect directly with owners ready to sell.

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Featured Listings

■ Lead Story · Featured

Metro Clean Laundromat Seeks New Owner After 12-Year Run

Austin, Texas · Listed 3 days ago
A cornerstone of the East Austin community, Metro Clean has served thousands of loyal customers over its 12-year history. The current owner, looking to retire, has built a business with strong recurring revenue, modern equipment, and a lease secured through 2031. The facility operates with minimal staff and generates consistent cash flow year-round. An ideal acquisition for a first-time buyer seeking proven, recession-resistant income.

$385,000

Asking Price

$52K

Monthly Revenue

$18K

Net Profit

12 yrs

Established

■ HVAC Services

CoolBreeze HVAC — Phoenix's Trusted Name in Climate Control

Phoenix, Arizona

$275K

Price

$41K

Monthly

$14K

Profit

■ E-Commerce

OutdoorGear Direct — 5-Year DTC Brand With Loyal Following

Denver, Colorado

$195K

Price

$38K

Monthly

$11K

Profit

■ Auto Shop

Premier Auto Care — 18 Years of Five-Star Service in Dallas

Dallas, Texas

$340K

Price

$62K

Monthly

$21K

Profit

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Education Hub

Courses, guides, and real case studies from successful buyers.

Premium Services

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Succession planning tools for business owners who think ahead.

$99/mo

Dead Man's Switch

Emergency succession planning. Protect your family and business if something happens.

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$149/mo

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Family asset division tools. Prevent disputes. Protect generational wealth.

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